@krustythe_klown: Dearly beloved, we are gathered her today to place bets on how long this marriage will last because these idiots met 2 months ago.
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@FeverFlave: Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
@TEXASVETERAN: My son asked me where babies come from. He so silly, babies are too young to come.
@JasonLastname: Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow