@behindyourback: Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with.
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@drinksmcgee: Jurassic Park (1993) A ragtag gang of dinosaurs attempt a wacky prison break after an evil businessman tries to force gender roles on them.
@3sunzzz: Fun Fact: The average 3-year-old boy can stick 11 kernels of corn up his nose before he needs a trip to the ER.
@djdarrellripley: Cop: Could I have your name? Me: Well, you could, but it would be an incredible coincidence. *Send Bail Money*
@13spencer: A hot girl in the hallway just smiled at me, but don't worry; I yelled "I'm taken," and ran into the men's bathroom where she can't follow.