@behindyourback: Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with.
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@dinokitten: [at Chinese restaurant] "Hi I'll have a large goingon" -What is goingon? "Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"
@CroweJam: I wear a cape when I'm driving so if I get pulled over the cop will think I'm going somewhere to fight crime.
@iamMunga: Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already.