@roboticcrab: *Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@joejwest: WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?
@KeetPotato: friend who's just been travelling: "in thailand there's an energy that connects with my aura" me: "in spain onion rings have squid inside"
@TheMichaelRock: If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically.
@TheMichaelRock: Shout out to Debra on Facebook for saving lives by letting everyone know that the snow is slippery.