@batkaren: Deep in the black void where my heart once beat, there lies a small, glowing ember-- oh wait no that's a Cheeto.
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@TheCatWhisprer: I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside.
@robdelaney: Not to be a Scrooge, but if you play or even hum along with Christmas music before December 10, you should be sent to a concentration camp.
@HeyZeus666: In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body. Then mom gave birth to me.
@Crunch11b: About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection.