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@TheToddWilliams: Dentist: How often do you floss?

Dracula: Every day

Dentist: Your gums are covered in blood.

Dracula: Oh...I mean never. I never floss.

Dentist: How often do you floss? 

Dracula: Every day

Dentist: Your gums are covered in blood. 

Dracula: Oh…I mean never. I never floss.

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