@Lexactly: Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response
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@pixelatedboat: You (dumb, hasn't seen Fight Club): If I buy things I'll be happy Me (smart, has seen Fight Club): I'm going to punch someone in a basement
@Storminika: Cops are kinda weird, asking stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Cause I have weed in the glove compartment?
@philco816: Feed your kids soup for dinner, so you can sit at the table for 47 minutes and listening to slurping.