@Lexactly: Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response
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@ThisOneSayz: No disrespect to the Jurassic World franchise, but the scariest dinosaur is purple and claims he loves me and is part of my family.
@ericacanrant: 911? Yes, I was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, I'll hold. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FAST!