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@0point5twins: "Describe yourself in three words"
@farahfergie: Premarital counseling should be having the couple put together IKEA furniture with limited Wi-Fi connection. #weddingparty #romance
@DamienFahey: There's no way witnessing the birth of your child is better than seeing your luggage come out first on the baggage carousel.
@JediGigi: I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty lonely for a girl with an extensive action figure collection AND a fear of rocking chairs.
@LindseyEllison2: Woah! I can move stuff with my mind. Like, my legs.
@MarcusTheToken: Parallel parking reality show. Get on that.