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@OtherDanOBrien: *Detective stands over murder victim*
This looks like a case of...
*Takes off sunglasses*
*Removes contacts*
*Brushes teeth*
*Goes to bed*

*Detective stands over murder victim*
This looks like a case of…
*Takes off sunglasses*
*Removes contacts*
*Brushes teeth*
*Goes to bed*

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