@ItsAndyRyan: Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Schrödinger: Nice, nice
@fillthevacuum: Now I'm trying to see if I can hear the ocean
- me, as a gynecologist
@sexorpizza: Friend: Hey guess what?
Friend: No, guess!
Me: I don't need this friendship that bad.
Or as I like to call it;
The wonder years
Wonder why she is mad this time
Wonder why my stuff is on the lawn
@sexualjumanji: my girl 7'9 we got in a fight last night she put my car keys in a birds nest in a tree i cant reach them please help me
@jinxland: the three genders