@ItsAndyRyan: Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Schrödinger: Nice, nice
@theshamingofjay: And if I die before I wake I pray a virus my phone to take.
@bazecraze: You gotta kiss a lotta frogs to get a lotta desperate late-night texts from frogs.
@themiltron: i hate the outside
i kinda miss it now
@stockejock: You'll sleep when you're dead?...that's adorable. Well, I'll lose weight when I'm dead, so pass the doughnuts.
@DadBeard: By the time my father was my age he had amassed, like, 30 coffee cans full of screws. I have none. What have I done with my life?