@ItsAndyRyan: Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Schrödinger: Nice, nice
@Fred_Delicious: *accidentally likes a hot girl's photo of a sandwich from 3 years ago*
@BeagirlNJ: Just shoveled for 30 minutes so the pizza guy could deliver my food
@ErrenMichaels: Dog: Whatcha doing?
Me: Shaving my legs.
Me: So that I'm not covered in...
Dog: Not covered in what, Erren? NOT COVERED IN WHAT?
@ReelQuinn: Guy on the plane threw a fit about sitting next to my Therapy Scorpion
@rickygervais: Suggested Thanksgiving Conversation starters: "Which God are we thanking again?"
You're welcome :)