@10InchesPlus: Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?
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@squirrel74wkgn: Me: *making a snow angel* Bartender: ...ok, he's cut off. Get him off the dance floor
@copymama: Driving tests should have a portion where a kid in the backseat just pummels you with rapid-fire questions while you try to merge.
@realHamOnWry: The local sperm bank now has a quick serve location with a drive-thru window. It's called Jack-It-In-The-Box.
@bourgeoisalien: I like to play fetch with my cat....which, you know, is just me throwing stuff, followed by disappointment.