@10InchesPlus: Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?
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@GuyThe_Guy: I'm starting to think the guy that gave me directions to the train station was just talking to someone on his Bluetooth.
@sad_tree: *a dog sits down at a roulette table and pushes his life savings in chips to the center* Put it all on Grey
@SondraDeeMe: What’s the statute of limitations when you think of a comeback for an insult? Please say 17 years.
@KalvinMacleod: HER: tell me about yourself ME: I have a cat H: cute M: he likes music H: cool M: we’re in a band H: weird M: called Mewtallica H: ok bye