@NicestHippo: Did Delilah ever tell that guy what New York City is like
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@duumb: Me: Dammit I'm not gonna let you die on my watch Her: *chokes* It's too late Me: *leans in close* Get off my watch. It's a Rolex.
@markydoodoo: *strums guitar* This is a little ditty I've been working on called "Stop putting nuts in the god damn brownies" Hope you like it.
@ComedicBust: As soon as I get to a party, I start saying goodbye; that way I'm out of there within 4 hours.