@NicestHippo: Did Delilah ever tell that guy what New York City is like
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@GrantTanaka: [writes THIS IS A ROBBERY on a deposit slip, slides it to teller] [teller writes something, slides it back] NO THIS IS A DEPOSIT SLIP
@Matt_The_1st: "Dad, you were at 63%, so I unplugged your phone to plug mine in" *Drives ex-son to homeless shelter
@TheCiscoKidder: Harness the power of my dog's wagging tail and we could step into a much greener future.
@AntiJokeJamal: A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand.