@theyearofelan: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?
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@_davidlucas_: *Answers door naked* Jehovah's Witnesses... 😲 Me: Do you have a moment to let me tell you about my sex life? Here, have this pamphlet.
@kerihw: Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window.
@CubanaMama82: I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work.