@BitchyJasmine: Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed.
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@TheDjinnTrials: A fortune cookie told me I'd receive an important message soon. The message in the bottle told me the fortune cookie was poisoned.
@Parentpains: Thought I had $707 in my bank account, turns out it was "LOL" and I was holding my statement upside down.
@Brewsker: You can literally say "the night is young" at any time of day or night. Nobody is policing this.