@omgthatspunny: Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months.
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@Phoebetate: Whatever, Twitter makes me a safer driver. Now I stop at every red light, even the lights that I think may change in the next minute or two.
@GensPlace: Online dating has its good points. You can choose your own name, lie through your teeth and you can't smell their breath.