@omgthatspunny: Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months.
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@T_Bonezzz_: Approx 4,500yrs ago men would wake up everyday to build the great pyramid. I got up this morning with anxiety about unloading the dishwasher
@LindaInDisguise: My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have "the talk" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're.
@Angrytrashman: I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around.