@omgthatspunny: Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months.
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@thejayroyal: A girl drinks 4 cosmos over a span of 60 minutes. 25 mins later, she texts 3 of her besties. How many emojis will she use? Show your work.
@BritXNic: Been told I'm a pretty awful human being. I stopped listening after he said I was pretty.