@briangaar: DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?
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@realHamOnWry: Twitter is considering a 10,000-character limit for tweets. Well, there goes the neighborhood.
@PhilJamesson: Bad Cop: The proof is in the pudding. Good Cop: Stop putting all our evidence in pudding. Why do you keep putting our evidence in pudding?
@kelkulus: Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling.
@hazelmotes1: I can't wait to find out what new undeleteable apps that I don't want will be on the new iPhone.