@briangaar: DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?
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@Jojo_51213: Freedom of expression is great... I can make a kissy face, smiley face or a frowny face, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it
@gorrdano: I'm always ready with my mallet when sewer workers poke their head up from under a manhole.
@TheCatWhisprer: Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.