@AliyanShaikh: Did you know? If you stand under the moonlight and say the name of your true love 3 times, you'll look really stupid.
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@SortaBad: saleslady: can I help you "yes, how many leg holes do these pants have?" saleslady: ummm just the usual two "nice, nice"
@PaperWash: Karate Kid (1984) A Japanese man teaches a desperate young boy about bullying by forcing him to fix his house.
@knot_eye: I can't be the only one that sees the day when a direct message from a catfish is called carp DM.
@HannahFlores01: Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*