@suzieQ0007: Did you know Lysol kills 99.9% of germs & my toothpaste has tartar control? You would too if you sat in my bathroom without your phone.
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@staceaustin: Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner.
@SortaBad: Mario: hey u up? Princess: yeah y? M: come over ;) P: can't. Kidnapped :( M: Where? I'll save u P: castle. Up stairs, next 2 flagpole M: k
@Cheeseboy22: I bet you'll watch the cell phone camera footage of this concert for years & remember the fun you had holding up a cell phone at a concert.
@markydoodoo: Go suck an egg. Lick a mango. Breathe on an avocado. Make everyone at the grocery store uncomfortable.