@therealeatwood: Did you know that according to FDA regulations a goblin can be labeled as a hobgoblin even if it contains only 3% hob
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@shawnspree: Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34.
@noog: Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job
@MartaEffing: I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but I was just laughing hysterically at the cost of organic vegetables.
@UncleDuke1969: [Heaven] Me: What happened? God: You were sending a DM & got hit by a bus. Me: I only have one ques- God: Sorry, man. She was totes a dude.