@Chloestylo: Did you know that nuns have to eat a banana with a knife and fork?
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@slimmy_shady: Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?
@RobDenBleyker: Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!
@robfee: I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.