@BuckyIsotope: Did your date order honey for dinner? Did your date eat the waiter when he brought the honey? Is your date a bear? You are dating a bear.
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@MomOnFire: Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to "air quote," I need to speak with you privately.
@HotlinkStrahota: I think I'm gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff.
@fightforfood: The first person to milk a cow probably saw a baby cow nursing and was like oh yeah people do that too and I have no food I don't wanna die