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@LoveNLunchmeat: Diet, Day 14:

I hate everyone. My children are scared of me & I've repelled everyone else.

But I'm starting to really like pears.

Diet, Day 14:

I hate everyone. My children are scared of me & I’ve repelled everyone else.

But I’m starting to really like pears.

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