@WilliamAder: Digging through a box in the closet, I found a picture of me sitting on Santa's lap. Hard to believe that was almost a year ago.
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@Tharin_P: Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?
@Social_Mime: My friend is a meteorologist so when he wants to hang out I tell him there's a 100% chance I'll be there and then I don't show up.
@Bripping_Talls: Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn't read the entire article.