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@DawleyGirl: Dinner conversation:
10YO: What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?
Me: 1) You--
10YO: Seriously? Why would you drag me into that?

Dinner conversation:
10YO: What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?
Me: 1) You–
10YO: Seriously? Why would you drag me into that?

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