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@Tommytoughstuff: [dinner party]
*host clinks glass* "Everyone we're having a baby"!
*whispers to other guest* "Oh come on! I told them I was a vegetarian."

[dinner party]
*host clinks glass* “Everyone we’re having a baby”! 
*whispers to other guest* “Oh come on! I told them I was a vegetarian.”

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