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@squirrel74wkgn: [dinner w/friends]

"How long you two been married?"

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head)
teenish twenty- (still shaking)
for a long time.

[dinner w/friends]

“How long you two been married?”

It’s been thirt- (wife shaking head)
teenish twenty- (still shaking)
for a long time.

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