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@rockymomax: [dinner]
DAD: let's roast this bird
ME: (to bird) the only time you ever got laid was the day you were born
DAD: haha nice

[dinner]
DAD: let’s roast this bird
ME: (to bird) the only time you ever got laid was the day you were born
DAD: haha nice

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