@ventivodkacran: Dinosaurs never had peanut butter and jelly and they all died.
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@kylekinane: Thank god that racist basketball guy showed up or we'd still be talking about how we're not finding that airplane.
@ClickBaite: [Genie] Last wish idiot, impress me. [Me] I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my eulogy [drops dead] [Morgan Freeman] He was an idiot.