@ventivodkacran: Dinosaurs never had peanut butter and jelly and they all died.
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@ArfMeasures: [being chased round my house by a murderer] ME: PLEASE STOP THIS IS SENSELESS MURDERER: What? ME: [puts Fitbit on] Ok carry on
@Up2Long: Didn't want cats ... had 2 cats. Didn't want marriage ... got married 2 times. Ok Karma ... I'm on to you. I don't want a million dollars
@ipalatsky: ok children, just to recap today's lesson, let's now repeat all the words you are not supposed to say.