@ventivodkacran: Dinosaurs never had peanut butter and jelly and they all died.
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@just1fool: 5: "Why is the moon so bright?" Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."
@RidiculousSheri: I have two boyfriends! Well, I'm dating two men Okay. Ben and I are just friends Same with Jerry Fine. I have ice cream. But it's love.
@thejessigirl45: Does anyone else bring a bag of clever disguises to the grocery store in case there's a wine sampling booth that day?