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@UncleDuke1969: Dis earing letters?
There's an 'app' for that.
@Cpin42: Realizing his terrible mistake, Judas bitterly hurled his half-eaten Klondike bar into the sea.
@theaaronone: "I just want a guy that makes me laugh"
*makes her laugh*
@ABurgerADay: It's okay if you didn't notice that I switched my beard trimmer's setting from 6 to 5. The difference is stubble.
@01CandyQueen: Bae: come over
Me: do you have food?
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: Are they gonna come back with food?
@13spencer: “If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you-“
*interrupting* haha, he said prick