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@scorpicpanda: {discussing wedding dresses}
CW1: I had mine preserved.
CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You?
Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire.

{discussing wedding dresses}
CW1: I had mine preserved.
CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? 
Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire.

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