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@DanMentos: dispatch: we have a home invasion robbery in progress on the far side of the lake
rowboat cop: *grabs oar* I'll be there in 6 hours

dispatch: we have a home invasion robbery in progress on the far side of the lake
rowboat cop: *grabs oar* I’ll be there in 6 hours

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