@armyVet1972: Divide and conquer? Ok. *opens calculator app*
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@MichaelaOkla: I realize I’m struggling with this phase of my life but in my defense I wasn’t planning on living this long
@KKAlThani: Don't judge if you don't know me. Unless you're making my pizza & you say "This guy looks like he wants extra cheese" then please do.
@tehaveragejoel: "every family has that one huge weirdo" "NOT MY FAMILY!" I shout as I quickly exit the room, my six ducks on leashes in hot pursuit.
@leyawn: me at five am: should i sleep for two hours or stay up me at now am: Did my coworker just say "email" or "bee jail". what did the bee do