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@armyVet1972: Divide and conquer? Ok. *opens calculator app*
@KalvinMacleod: ME: I’ve finally adjusted to daylight savings time
WIFE: *takes cat out of fridge*
ME: *stops petting the milk*
@MyHairyLife: I am man. Hear me ask my wife for permission to roar.
@Maxine12333: I have days when wearing a hat is the only use I have made of my head.
@brianbowman73: What do you mean I can't change the past?
*logs on to Wikipedia*
@Scott_A_Gilmore: They're just making up new weather with this 'thunder snow' shit. Next we'll have 'earthquake rain' or 'sunny darkness' or some shit.