@djdavemichaels: Do bouncers get paid in toothpicks or are they a part of their uniform, or what exactly is the deal here?
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@SatansTongue: There's something I should tell you... "Oh god what is it" I have crabs "NOOO" *holds up two crabs* "Oh I thought you meant-" And HIV "NOOO"
@trevso_electric: The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza.
@TrueTorontoGirl: Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.