@HoneyUnhinged: Do I at least get to yell "Jenga!" if my life falls apart?
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@McGrumpenstein: Noah, surrounded by a million pieces & trying to make sense of his IKEA Arke pictogram instructions, feels the first drop of rain. Shit.
@EvanJKessler: Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.
@DanielRCarrillo: Having pets adds 5 years to your life. Have thousands of pets, never stop owning pets. Become immortal. Laugh as your foes grow old and die
@SamuelHLowe: That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink.