@ibid78: Do I have friends? Are we allowed to count the enemies of my enemies? Then yes, I have a bunch of friends.
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@mrjohndarby: her: the car isnt working. you need to do something about it me: sure *to car* GET A JOB YOU LAZY CAR her: i meant a mechanic me: i really dont care what job
@TheWoodenslurpy: Me *hesitates to do CPR on a friend who’s on the floor, unconscious*: What if he comes back as a zombie 911 Operator: No, he'd have to be dead awhile, then reanimated through some kind of disease vector or lightning storm. Me: Thank you! Operator: That’s what we're here for.