@ibid78: Do I have friends? Are we allowed to count the enemies of my enemies? Then yes, I have a bunch of friends.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Friend: All I want for Christmas is a new blender Me: Wouldn't you rather have your life together?
@mactx85: I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch.
@IRLPepperMD: "You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-" *holds up imaginary walky-talky* "Chhh-over."
@theshamingofjay: It's a good thing this video game is rated mature because it's going to be babysitting the kids tonight.