@BoweKnows: Do lady dolphins ever get tattoos of 19-yr-old community college students?
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@IamEnidColeslaw: my signature move is called "the Mouse," where I run around the dance floor wearing nothing but a tampon
@zachreinert03: As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment
@JediGigi: Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode.