@BoweKnows: Do lady dolphins ever get tattoos of 19-yr-old community college students?
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@SteveDutzy: FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him, and say "EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN" Then watch how mad he gets.
@Mr_Kapowski: Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!
@jannable9: I'm not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?
@thegayfarmerguy: The wind blew a smart car into my lane and I had to roll down my window and swat it out of the way.