@snmrrw: Do people who bring bikes on the subway know about riding bikes?
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@sirivan: There’s no problem you can’t solve with a great night of dancing. Except for a broken foot. Then you should see a doctor.
@Jennifergr8: God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese.
@: My 7-year-old wrote this joke: What's a zombie's favorite weather? A brainstorm. I've never been more proud.
@TashyP_: Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it's probably just as well real lightsabers aren't available yet.