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@FriedGoat: "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"

Well, Katy, I'm thin, weak, white, and I hurt the environment so I guess that's a pretty apt simile

“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?”

Well, Katy, I’m thin, weak, white, and I hurt the environment so I guess that’s a pretty apt simile

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