@NickBossRoss: Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?
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@globetrottgirl: It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf.
@KalvinMacleod: GOD: for this to work, I need them to feel love CUPID: how about I shoot them through the heart with an arrow? GOD: ur starting to worry me
@sixfootcandy: People need to learn the difference between heroin and heroine. One is exceedingly more difficult to fit into a syringe.