@NickBossRoss: Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?
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@BetteMidler: Congratulations to Janet Jackson for having a baby at age 50! When I was 50, I wasn’t even strong enough to push a child out of my way.
@dreamthievin: A small part of me is filled with self-loathing for how much pizza I can eat in one sitting. The rest of me is filled with pizza.
@themorris23: If Jesus came back today, hipsters would be like "whatever Jesus, the book was better."