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@causticbob: Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive?

I just did and I won't be allowed on this airline again

Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive?

I just did and I won’t be allowed on this airline again

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