@SomthinBoutSara: Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says "I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"
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@iAmDelFreaky: Axl Rose: Where do we go? Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now? Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now? Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.
@Darlainky: I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!