Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?

@okimstillhungry: I see you have a tattoo that says "Only god can judge me." Buddy, you're not gonna believe what im doing right now.

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@FattMernandez: When I go to Burger King, I like to get a Whopper and a Whopper jr. then make the Whopper watch as I eat the Whopper jr.

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@DeanScott01: Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it.

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@defdanielle: there are naturally attractive people and then there are people like me who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting

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@KatieBurnett: Your secret is safeish with me

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