@murrman5: do you have any idea how fast you were going?
"no, I'm not wearing my contacts"
@Sirrruh: Life has taught me if you go to the store for milk and you're high, you won't buy milk. You will spend half your rent on hot pockets though.
@shegotagronk: Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 53 times a day, you're an Instagram filter.
@adamisacson: Canadians would be chagrined to know how many Americans think a "Vancouver" is a big tarp for your VW microbus.
@vjraines: Most women want a man who can make them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja. Good to know
@TrueTorontoGirl: Hate it when I put on active wear and nothing happens.