@murrman5: do you have any idea how fast you were going?
"no, I'm not wearing my contacts"
@batkaren: HADES: Unleash the hell hound!
CERBERUS: *sipping tea* I told you to ask first if it's a good time for us.
HADES: Is it a--
@Mardigroan: It's the eye of the tiger.
It's the spleen of a sheep.
@bornmiserable: "So how did you two meet?"
@david8hughes: [baby sitting]
"Hey, yeah it's me. No, everything's fine. Just a quick question about his legs."
"So how many legs did he have?"