@murrman5: do you have any idea how fast you were going?
"no, I'm not wearing my contacts"
@JonasPolsky: If you ever feel stupid, just remember that every day, people are searching the internet to find out "Is the drug from LIMITLESS real?"
@sad_tree: Good thing you put a swing in your birds cage he's probably on that thing like
"MAN THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FLYING"
@Home_Halfway: "I wasn't born yesterday" - Lying newborn baby
@o__0Dev: Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon.
@PMTheron1: There was a praying mantis in my room so I stealthily grabbed a shoe and smashed my 2nd-story window and jumped out.