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@Home_Halfway: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
75 in a 55. I'm sorry officer.
"Get out of the car."
*Cop cuddles driver*
"Stop doing this. I worry."

“Do you know how fast you were going?”
75 in a 55. I’m sorry officer.
“Get out of the car.”
*Cop cuddles driver*
“Stop doing this. I worry.”

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