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@WigCannon: Do you know why I pulled you over?
"Yes, because I was driving a motorized toilet."
I meant this time
"Oh. No."
Please step out of the oven.

Do you know why I pulled you over?
“Yes, because I was driving a motorized toilet.”
I meant this time
“Oh. No.”
Please step out of the oven.

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