@hipstermermaid: Do you like Taco Bell? Then you'll LOVE real food!
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@STitusR: Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat.
@torrami: An army of pandas descends on a fortress of evil trolls. The pandas are soft, cuddly, & deadly. It's the most adorable massacre in history.
@shariv67: Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
@PersianCeltic: When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network "HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"