@kristynhearts: Do you think maybe humans are gonna evolve with longer arms for selfie purposes?
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@Hormonella: Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt.
@vodkachops1: Today TO DO list: 1) vacuum huge spider in living room✔️ 2) panic✔️ 3)throw vacuum cleaner outside✔️ 4)buy new spiderless vacuum
@SteveSuckington: How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
@primawesome: Facebook: Hey remember this pic of your dog that died? Me: Damnit Facebook not now. FB: Sorry... FB: Your ex girlfriend is getting married.