@kristynhearts: Do you think maybe humans are gonna evolve with longer arms for selfie purposes?
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@hashtagyolo11: BOSS: you're an hour late GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO INVENT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME: oh you haven't heard?
@BlairLoudly: One time I threw my cat at a spider so I could escape, but sure I'd love to hold your baby
@SocialustGal13: My superpower is making red lights turn green simply by trying to write a tweet.