@kristynhearts: Do you think maybe humans are gonna evolve with longer arms for selfie purposes?
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@VaDawn13: I have seagull managers. They swoop in, screech like hell, shit all over everything, then fly away.
@wolfpupy: hello secretary? i need you to go to that website where you can combine pokemon and combine mew and squirtle, print it out and bring it here
@CornOnTheGoblin: me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone [doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs? me: im trying to tell you