@Ygrene: Do you think when the Hamburglar robs people he holds them at bun point?
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@TheMichaelRock: *catches 4yo putting on deodorant* Me: What are you doing? 4yo: Feeding my armpits. Me....as you were.
@fro_vo: SOOTHSAYER: beware the ides of march CAESAR: what sayst thou to me now? speak once again SOOTHSAYER: beware the ides of march CAESAR: wtf does ides mean SOOTHSAYER: 15th CAESAR: say 15th then
@BuckyIsotope: Sorry ISIS but we already have a religious state that nobody likes and is full of people that hate modern thinking: it's called Kansas.
@anoticingsenpa1: imagine getting fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job and having to constantly clarify that