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@volks__: Doctor: Any cancer in the family?
Me: My mom is a Sagittarius, but I'll have to check on everyone else.
Doc: ...

Doctor: Any cancer in the family?
Me: My mom is a Sagittarius, but I’ll have to check on everyone else.
Doc: …

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