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@KeetPotato: doctor: "how much exercise do you do per week?"
me: "um.. does sex count?
doctor: "yes"
me: "absolutely none"

doctor: “how much exercise do you do per week?”
me: “um.. does sex count?
doctor: “yes”
me: “absolutely none”

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