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@3sunzzz: Doctor: I'm going to listen to your lungs so just breathe normal.

Me: Well now you've made THAT nearly impossible.

Doctor: I’m going to listen to your lungs so just breathe normal.

Me: Well now you’ve made THAT nearly impossible.

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